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Season Review – Two Games Remaining

10 Mar
Samuel Eto'o pokes fun at stories questioning his age by pretending he has a bad back and resting on the corner flag after scoring Chelsea's first goal in their 4-0 win over Tottenham.

Samuel Eto’o pokes fun at stories questioning his age by pretending he has a bad back and resting on the corner flag after scoring Chelsea’s first goal in their 4-0 win over Tottenham.

By Feroz Mir

With all 10 teams involved in league action this weekend, there is potential for the clubs involved to make headway at both the bottom and the top of the table.

There are only 2 games remaining in the regular season and top 8 teams make the playoffs. Every captain working on their best starting line-up and the best strategy.

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Season Preview – Part 2

18 Oct
Chelsea Manager Jose Mourinho thinking about his ZFC picks for 2013/2014.

Chelsea Manager Jose Mourinho thinking about his ZFC picks for 2013/2014.

By Feroz Mir

The second and final part of the two part installment of the “ZFC Season Preview”.

Read the first part “Season Preview – Part 1” here.

 

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Season Preview – Part 1

16 Oct
England Manager Roy Hodgson thinking about his ZFC picks for 2013/2014.

England Manager Roy Hodgson thinking about his ZFC picks for 2013/2014.

By Feroz Mir

There are many ways to measure the overall performance of a team when preparing to make your 2013/14 ZFC predictions. Some examples, looking at ex-captains drafting their players who have played amazing with them, the top 10 scoring leaders from the previous season, players coming together from other tournaments, players who are new to the league.

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ZFC Disciplinary Committee

15 Sep
With 120 players in the league this season, Zanibar FC has introduces a disciplinary committee to oversee any unruly incidents.

With 120 players in the league this season, Zanibar FC has introduces a disciplinary committee to oversee any unruly incidents.

Zanzibar FC has introduced a new 3-panel disciplinary committee to review player conduct at the Toronto City Sports Centre throughout the season.

The 3-panel board consists of Hisham Ali, Hassan Syed and Muhammad Kara.

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Botswana Meat Commission protesters affect Zanzibar FC fixtures

17 Oct
Botswana Flag

The Batswana have boneless chilled vacuum packed matured beef... but where does the money end up?

By a concerned Batswana.

Much has been made of the Occupy Toronto protests that continue to take place in St. James Park when Newcastle is not playing, but the media has not given equal coverage to the much more important protests which took over East York on Saturday night.

While many of you are aware of the complaints against bankers who supposedly make 99% of the world’s money, it is less common to find people educated in the fact that 99% of the world’s prime cut steaks are stolen from the country they come from.

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Special Announcement: Jerseys, Sunflower Seeds & Penalties

17 Oct
Public Service Announcement

Zanzibar FC Public Service Announcement

A special announcement by the Zanzibar FC commissioner, Mehboob Alidina.

Jerseys

Every player who signed up for Zanzibar FC has been provided a jersey. Please wear it. Don’t wear a similar coloured jersey of your favourite Premier League, Serie A or La Liga team.

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Football burns more fat than jogging

15 Oct
Wayne Rooney

Wayne Rooney should try more running and less kicking.

Recommended by Mehboob Alidina.

A new scientific experiment shows that football is better for your health than jogging. Researchers believe that football can be used to actively fight obesity. football is not just a game of fun. The research shows that a game of football two to three times a week is profoundly health-improving. As a matter of fact, the beneficial effects are so massive that it beats jogging.

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